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MG Midget and Sprite General - Feet and skirts!

OK - to all of you with "disinterested girlfriends" I am keen to undertake a survey with regards to smaller feet than my boats!

Whilst obviously I am able to get in and out of MGAs and even MGBs, and, even a standard Midget - but, with the MGF seats fitted, I do find that tiny little gap between the front of the seat and the door too small to fit my feet through in such a manner that would make it possible to wear a skirt .......!

So - I know that many of your have the seats fitted, and, Arie - this is the ideal excuse for you to take out any girls in Holland that you haven't already dated and scared to death .......

What size feet make it possible?
rachmacb

my wife is going to put a skirt on and try it, she hasn't got many so I'm letting her borrow one of mine for the purpose of the exercise, as long as she doesn't try to zip it up

ETA: just above knee lenght skirt, sit on seat first and swing legs - size 4 feet


about 18 body!
N Atkins

this is the ideal excuse for you to take out any girls in Holland that you haven't already dated and scared to death .......

are there any left?!
Onno Könemann

"What size feet make it possible?"
so what will you do with the results - have a foot transplant?
plan B = wear platform shoes and slide the seat further back :-)
David Smith

When our racer was a road going Midget and fitted with MX5 seats I could get in (in a ladylike fashion) wearing a knee length skirt. I have size 6 1/2 feet.



That said, while I'm quite tall at 5'7" I'm only a size 8 dress size. But then you knew that Rach! :)
Deborah Evans

Lol David I'm already on the back shelf!!!! Why do you think I've got big feet!

I think the mx seats are shorter though.

Lol Nigel - do take pictures!!!! Of you in your skirt of course :)
rachmacb

"this is the ideal excuse for you to take out any girls in Holland that you haven't already dated and scared to death .......

are there any left?!"

Onno, ive not been introduced to your sister yet. ;)
Or is there a reason for that? :)




Arie de Best

Lol she's locked up behind electric fences to save her isn't she?!
rachmacb

Rach, Onno did put his sister in a mgf so he cant be to carefull/protective with her, he would have put her in a German(read: safe) car. :)
Arie de Best

LMAO - but - he's kept her out of YOUR midget - and that says all it needs to ;)!
rachmacb

Easy Rach, fit a full cage and you can use the front cage top bar to swing into the gap...?

...I'll get me coat...
James B

Rachael, I asked my good friend's wife about getting into and out of a Midget at our club meeting last night. She's a fairly petite woman and said that in her opinion even with stock seats there's no way a lady in a skirt can exit a Midget in a modest way. She suggested just getting some very nice underwear as someone will be seeing it. ;-) I wonder what our friends up in Scotland would say, the men there have a similar problem in their kilts, or do they just not care about such matters?
B Young

LMAO James - that would be an option - I can get a gorilla suit too :P

Bill - thank you :) At least I can have backing in my theory that I do not need to wear a skirt when in a Midget - or that I need to have some new undies - shopping trip I think ... :)!!!! As for kilts - well, they are kinda made a different way - and weigh alot more than a silk skirt ;)

At least the BGT is easier for work ..........! and the horses don't care!!!!!
rachmacb

Skirts, jeans, hooker heels, flats...it dosnt matter, we all look like a walrus ROLLING out of the car....just nothing graceful or dignified about it.

Prop
Prop

Quote from B in Missouri: "She suggested just getting some very nice underwear as someone will be seeing it.I wonder what our friends up in Scotland would say, the men there have a similar problem in their kilts, or do they just not care about such matters?"

Colour and type of underwear is not an issue when wearing a kilt, allegedly, they are all commandoes (or special forces or something)....

The sight of one of those getting out of a Midget would cause an immediate surrender of the bad guys as the secret weapon became apparent.
JB Anderson

SNORT! I can just imagine my dad ...... NOOOOO - on second thoughts, perhaps not!

On which note Prop - not all of us are THAT old ;)x
rachmacb

>>Lol Nigel - do take pictures!!!! Of you in your skirt of course :)<<

sorry rach no can do, they're all next year's designs and the designers would be upset to know they are even out of the closet
N Atkins

In the interests of research, and as I am still in work gear - which involves skirt, and heels, I have just tried. 5'10, size 6 feet.

It cannot be done with any decorum, and in my case, would have ended very badly if the garage wall hadn't been there to save me.

Am seriously considering a suicide door conversion...




Ally

Awww shame :p

Mind you now at least you know and can steal wrigglys' seats ;)
rachmacb

So long as they aren't all size zero Nigel :p
rachmacb

I did have a thoughtful moment about Wrigglys seats, but they are Sebring, and I don't think they'd look right - especially not with the paint job/interior I have in mind!!
Ally

Lol awww shame!

Do hope that the wheels are no longer in your bath too?!
rachmacb

Wheel (have only done one!) is back in the garage and has just had a third coat of primer. Have nearly got the black marks off the bath now...

Lack of axle stands is making it a "one wheel at a time" project. Also a bit worried about having it in the air too long when I don't know how rotten it is yet!!
Ally

Hmmmm 3 coats of primer - weren't you meant to be lightening it?:p

There's always the drastic way to find out - see what happens! Have you got access to the little ramp things? They are also very handy for sill replacement purposes (as I think you saw in my photos?!)
rachmacb

Whwn I say "coats" - I mean dustings!! I have learned through bitter experience that less is more when it comes to spraying!

I should be able to get hold of some ramps - not much help with wheels off though!!
Ally

Don't know what the fuss is all about, really.

Tight mid thigh length leather mini with 3 inch rear split, 5 inch heels in size 7, no problem every saturday night :P
Lawrence Slater

"Skirts, jeans, hooker heels, flats...it dosnt matter, we all look like a walrus ROLLING out of the car....just nothing graceful or dignified about it."

speak for yourself, Prop... I have the natural grace of a cat. A cat under the influence.

Chris Edwards

>>So long as they aren't all size zero Nigel :p<< there might be a zero on the label but it's certainly not at the beginning, mind I have to use a couple of pegs if I use the wife's
N Atkins

LOL - looks like I misjudged the Midget driving community, and that I should have asked for comments off the men - I never knew how much cross-dressing that goes on :P!!!!

I do hope that your choke cable is a locking one Nigel if you're using pegs for clothes ;)!
rachmacb

Ally - if you need to loan some wheels - supposing yours aren't ready - then let me know when your dad is passing by anyway and I'll chuck 4 in for you if that'd help :)
rachmacb

Choke cable is new so both clothes pegs can be used on wife's skirts when I wear them and i have to twist the peg to get a good fit on me :)

with size 4 (or 4and a half) my wife is almost a weeble
N Atkins

I'm hoping to have them all finished over the next month Rach, but thank you for the offer. Am employing a 5 day approach- Day 1 - clean, sand and fill. Day 2 - Primer Day 3 - primer am, flat and 3 thin coats of silver pm. Day 4, Ditto black bits. Day 5 flat and lacquer.

This is the plan - which may or may not actually happen!

Ally

LOL Nigel - not sure what to say - is there not an owners guide?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

Good oh Ally - you'll likely get your hands on some nearer should you need them anyway - but - it's always there if you want it :) Just not sure that parents and friends are going to be available to bully ;)
rachmacb

of course there may be a owners handbook for husbands but not for wifes

I believe Haynes were to print a manual to maintaining a wife but they could only find one sentence suitable:

The wife is always right, without except, if you ever find this not operating then you are asleep dreaming

copyright applies to Mr. Haynes
N Atkins

Reassembly is the reverse.
Oh yeah?
Tell that to the boss!
There also seemed to be a minor level of resistance when I tried to apply grease to the nipples.........
Matt1275Bucks

Ally,
You might want to consider running some filler (metal, not powder base) around the seam between the rim dish and the centre pressing of the wheels. Just enough, smoothed off by running your finger around it, to fill that open seam. I did that with my Rostyles and it looked neat and the paint finish lasted much better without that exposed cavity showing.

Not sure what this has to do with feet'n skirts?

Guy
Guy

Guy - if horses can have shoes more frequently and costing more than I ever can - the tyres are feet and wheels skirts!!!

Matt - I could suggest that Nigels Haynes manual to women might possibly suggest that car grease is fine for outside, but you want posh smelly stuff inside :p however, I'm also reliably informed that greasing any nipples might stop play of radio tuning methods!
rachmacb

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