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MG Midget and Sprite General - A little Galic humour mes amis!

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to post this somewhere else.






I posted this on here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!
Andrew McGee

excellent - I'm just Gaugin to tell somebody else
David Smith

LOL Brilliant.
Robert (Bob) Midget Turbo

John Constable arrested him?
robnrrugby

Wonder if he used the Da Vinci Code to get in?
Clive Reddin

I never did trust the fuel gauges on 'Picasso' vans...too abstract to read. Should have had a reliable Iveco Dali van! Shame he dropped such a Jackson Pollock :)

Peter
P Burgess

He probably Picasoed the lock.
Guy

Groan on an epic scale!
rachmacb

I'm Pissaro myself laughing
David Smith

Oh go on then!

His jailer was a Glaswegian Italian Japanese (yes they do exist)who was always open to a bribe and told him
"Cannaletto Go-ya or Turner blind eye unless you Gaugin to Banksy"
Matt1275 Bucks

This thread was discussed between 12/04/2011 and 13/04/2011

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